My sister woke up this morning so concerned with what was going on in japan, which led to this conversation.
Me:Why are you up so early?
Her:What in the world? Did you not hear about the tsunami?
Me:I did. I know. It's horrible.
Her:Heck yes it is. We need to buy sushi as soon as the sushi place opens.
Her:Oh my goodness. Do i need to explain everything for you?
Me:Yeah. I don't understand why we need to buy sushi?
Her:It's because when you buy something japanese the money goes to japan. or could I send my piggy bank to someone in japan? they need it more then I do. I'll even send them my floaties. I don't need any of it. Why did this happen to japan? they never did anything wrong.
Me:That's just the way mother nature works.
Her:Well where's father nature? I'm sure he's gonna be mad at mother nature. She's hurting her kids. She's a mean mom.
Me:She's not really a mom, thats just what people call it.
Her:Whatever. Whoever this nature lady is, is a pain in the butt. She's always hurting people. Tell her go to mars, and nature herself over there.