Today, my chem teacher told us a story about how when she was babysitting her 3-year-old niece, the baby managed to swallow some dihydrogen monoxide from under the sink, and that now she needs to consume a little dihydrogen monoxide everyday for the rest of her life to stay alive. The whole class felt very bad until some realized it's just water. MLIA
Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. “Wake up! We got a new puppy!” he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said “No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed.” FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
mona asks: Hi I would just like to say that we sort of have the same first name. Im RAMONA. haha. anyway, I’d like to ask your opinion on this matter…
While I was looking for a roll of scotch tape in my brother’s room, I saw magazines featuring naked men hidden at the side of his bed. I was shocked to see them and was confused why he had them. I know that he loves to go to the gym and work out so I thought he just wants to have inspiration for his body but something’s fishy. He’s buff and manly so I am really confused and bothered. What can you say about this? Thanks!
13653.) I'm tired of being the one chasing. I don't want someone running after me either, I want us to run together, in harmony. Because after chasing for so long, you'll eventually pass everyone until you find the one who is at your pace. It just takes endurance.
Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is there way to tell me that they know I’m gay and that they accept me. I’m straight. FML